Like A Surgeon Lyrics

-Another fine music lyric file by:

  Adrian "Dementia" Brush >:)
  [email protected]



*Like A Surgeon* by "Weird" Al Yankovic

 I finally made it through Med-School
 Somehow I made it through.
 I'm just an intern, so I'll still make
 A mistake or two..

 I was last in my class
 Barely passed at the institute
 Now I'm trying to avoid
 Yeah, I'm trying to avoid a 
 Malpractice suit..

 Like a surgeon
 Cutting for the very first time
 Like a surgeon
 Got your kidneys on my mind

 Better give me all your gauze nurse
 This patient's fading fast
 Complications have set in
 Don't know how long he'll last

 Let me see that IV
 Here we go
 Time to operate
 I'll pull his insides out
 Yeah, I'll pull his insides out
 And see what he ate....

 Like a surgeon (hey!)
 Cutting for the very first time
 Like a surgeon
 Organ transplants on mind..

 It's a fact, I'm a quack
 A disgrace to the AMA
 Because my patients die
 Yeah, my patients die
 Before they can pay

 Like a surgeon (hey)
 Cutting for the very last time
 Like a surgeon
 Here's a waiver for you to sign

 Like a surgeon
 Oh,Oh,Oh,Oh
 Like a surgeon
 When I reach inside
 With my scalpel,
 And my forceps,
 And retractors....


 Like a surgeon.....









-Weird Al kicks glutious maximus of the rear posterior!!!