Shitty Record Offer Lyrics

Soon to be released on world famous Cheese Factory Records.

(Singing) Take the good, take the bad, take the gold and there you have
Facts of life, the facts of life

The obnoxious model-beating lead vocalist of a certain
chart-topping heavy metal glam-rock band, sings a medley
of all your favorite mid-80s television theme songs.

(Singing in the background) Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum
What might be right for you, might not be right for some

(Singing) Different strokes, different strokes to the world

Including "Small Wonder," "Gimme A Break," "Silver Spoons," and this irresitable ditty.

(Singing) Charles in charge, of our days, and our nights

Available only on world famous Cheese Factory Records,
Which is part of
Underdog Entertainment,
Which is part of
Columbia Records,
Which is part of
Sony Music International.