Elegant Dirt Lyrics

   My father is persuasive.
   I will stand out here amongst the garbage 
   and the leaves
   and clean up everything I can see.
   I'll cut the grass.
   I'll make it green.
   I can't believe what I have seen.
   Back on the porch stands a curious pair.
   An ox and a man are embracing there.
   It's true! It's true!
   That's Dr. Rude!