Two Of Them Kissed (Last Night) Lyrics

There was a girl. We'll call her Betty.
And a guy. Let's call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real. 

(. . .) 

Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly,
Or will it be the one who we'll call... Lulie 

He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide...