Absolutely Fabulous Lyrics

Edina: Lights! Models! Guest list! Just do your best, darling!

     PSB: Absolutely fabulous
          We're absolutely fabulous

Patsy: darling?
E: Mmm?
P: You are a fabulous wonderful individual!
E: Oh, thank you, darling!
P: And remember, I've known you longer than your daughter.
E: Champer's alright for you, Pats?
P: Lovely, sweetie!
E: Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked
   salmon and nibbly things?
P: Oh, whatever, sweetie!
E: Alright, we'll finish off the beluga!

P: Dull, soulless dance music
E: Bip bip bip, bop bop bop
P: Dull, soulless dance music
E: Ride on time, ride on time
P: Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!

     PSB: Absolutely fabulous
     E:   That's fabulous, darling
     PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
     P:   That's fabulous, good

E: Chanel, Dior, Lagerfield, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling
   names, names, names
P: Harpers, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French
   Vogue, Bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling!
E: Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
   Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
P: Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

     PSB: Absolutely fabulous
     E:   Pump up the volume
     PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
     E:   Just put the needle on the record
     PSB: Absolutely fabulous
     E:   Pump up the volume
     PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
     E:   You're ready for this, sweetie?

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Champer's alright for you, Pats?

P: Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the
   traffic lights.
E: Ah!
P: Bum's so tight he was bouncing off the walls.
E: Bye, Pats!
   Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix, sweetie
   Lacroix, sweetie, La-la-la-lacroix

     PSB: Absolutely fabulous
     E:   Let the music lift you up, darling
     PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
     P:   Dull, soulless dance music
     PSB: Absolutely fabulous
     E:   It's the bloody pet shop boys, sweetie!
     PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
     E:   Are you ready for this sweetie?

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

P: It's fabulous!
E: Good. thank you!