What's The Story Lyrics

No needles, no rehab. 
No minors, no murder rap. 
Where's that leave a guy like me, 
Windy City Square? 
If all that sells is tragedy, 
I haven't got a prayer. 
Should I try to lose it all, kick it off the track? 
Just to say I took the fall, but "look who's comin' back!" 

What's the story, where's the dirt? 
Nobody's happy 'til somebody gets hurt. 
I don't want to keep up with all that. 
The garbage that you swallow gonna someday make you fat. 
Yeah. 

Normal childhood, beautiful wife. 
'Scuse me having a wonderful life. 
Why should I be hungry for someone else's pain? 
Heroes should have something but talent for fame. 
Double-barrel in the mouth nails it everytime. 
But that's what legend's all about, 
Ain't no bigger headline! 

[Repeat Chorus]

Maybe I should frequent all the places I'm avoiding, 
And maybe you should work on building rather than destroying. 
If this is making friends, I'd rather be lonely! 

[Guitar Interlude] 

So where's that leave a guy like me, 
Windy City Square? 
I may never make page three, but ask me if I care! 

[Repeat Chorus]